- my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
- me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
Pro-Gay religious counter-protesters at Atlanta Pride.
IT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION TO HATE.
PUT THAT ON A SHIRT.
Christianity: doing it correctly
Real Christians are legitimately good people.
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
but if greece wins
who pays for eurovision next year?????
at least the alcohol will be free
when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
(Source: cnnbreakingofficial)
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