Ghost

Landsharks I Follow

  • my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
  • me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

  • gay guy: *cough*
  • white girl: OMG UR SO SASSY!!!!!!!
of-ambivalence:

aphoticamy:


consulting-meerkat:


iheartkissingboys:


Pro-Gay religious counter-protesters at Atlanta Pride.


IT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION TO HATE.
PUT THAT ON A SHIRT.


Christianity: doing it correctly


Real Christians are legitimately good people. 

of-ambivalence:

aphoticamy:

consulting-meerkat:

iheartkissingboys:

Pro-Gay religious counter-protesters at Atlanta Pride.

IT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION TO HATE.

PUT THAT ON A SHIRT.

Christianity: doing it correctly

Real Christians are legitimately good people. 

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

kn1ght-of-m1nd:

peach-hero:

why does no one talk about the movie Sky High

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James Maslow - Eyes Appreciation 

reichnbach:

kahterinepierce:

but if greece wins

who pays for eurovision next year?????

at least the alcohol will be free

cnnbreaking:

when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results

(Source: cnnbreakingofficial)

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